Ok Sissy, you clearly can’t get enough of that deep down, depraved sissy fucking.
You want it any way you can get it. Lucky for you, there are so many ways to get your sissy needs, and your sissy holes, filled.
Here’s a starter list of ways to go fuck yourself. It also works well as a list of things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
You’re welcome, Sissy.
Sissy Fuckit List
- Shove a finger up your ringer
- Stuff it in a pocket pussy
- Pop a pen in your pooper
- With a hair brush handle up your hairy hole
- Boogie with a banana up your butt
- Back up to a butt plug
- Get it on with a glue stick
- Make out with a medicine bottle
- Zip a zucchini up that ass
- Lube up a lipstick tube
- Pump your dick between the pillows
- Corn-hole with a candy cane
- Spoon with a spoon handle
- Dildo your dung hole
- Cut a love tunnel into a honeydew
- Fist your dick
- Sit on a soda Bottle
- Cuddle with a carrot
- Flush out that cum with a toilet brush handle
- Cuddle with a candle
- Get baseball bat in your dugout
- Go dogging with some doggie toys
- Pop a popsicle in your pooper
- Make it with a marker
- Frig a flashlight
- Pound on a hammer handle
- Get it on with a condom filled with gelatin
- Shuck a shaver handle
- Cum with a cucumber
- Buddy up to a broom handle
- Stick it to a lubed up rubber glove
- Hum with a vibrator
- Cum on a condom filled with water and frozen
- Travel with a mini shampoo bottle
- Roll up with a roll of coins
- Cozy up to the couch cushions
- Ketchup with a condiment bottle
- Be all about the anal beads
- Perfume your ass with a cologne bottle
- Tug it with a Tenga
- Lay a PVC pipe
- Love a lint roller
- Fuck a Fleshlight
- Take a toothbrush handle
- Sit on a Summer squash
- Catch an orgasm with a fishing rod handle
- Cornhole yourself with a Corn cob
- Do a douche nozzle
- Screw a screwdriver handle
- Wave on a Magician’s Wand
- Sink a model submarine
- Slip the soap up there.
- Inflatable dong
- Beat off with a bratwurst
- Cum on a cock!
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Now go, be fruitful, ya fruity sissy fuck. And have a happy Thanksgiving.
I’ll tell you a secret.. I love big rigs. I love big, butch, manly truckers.. you know, the kind of man you’re not. I’ve always wanted to go on a road trip, just hitching rides from truck stop to truck stop. But of course, we all know the rules, ‘gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free.’ Of course, that’s not going to work for a Dominant Diva who doesn’t smoke, really doesn’t care to pay for anything, and god knows I’m not spreading *my* legs for some unwashed stranger with a big rig. That’s what I have you for, my little sissy-whole. Now grab your hooker-gear and click the button.. time for you to hear how it’s gonna go on this forced-bi, Femdom, road-trip of a lifetime.
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Tsk, tsk, tsk, Pet. With all the work we’ve been doing in faggotizing you, you’re still having those urges, aren’t you? You just can’t help yourself. You see a hot woman with a sweet pussy and you want to pretend you’re a man and go fuck her.
Nevermind, Poppet. Mistress will fix it for you. My little peter meter here will work as a sexual lie-detecter, telling me exactly what sights, sounds, and smells your little lizard brain responds to. From there, it’s just a matter of rewarding the desirable responses.. and of course, punishing the undesirable.
In no time, you’ll be a proper little sissy-faggot, and the only woman who will hold any power over you will be your Mistress Shayna. Won’t that be liberating for you, Pet?
Of course it will.
Now.. you just undress and lie on the exam table.. try to relax. You’ll feel a little prick.. that’s alright, masturbation is allowed.
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The sissy slumber party is a long running tradition for me and my little carnival of debauchery. It’s impressive the hoops some people will jump through to please a small group of Mistresses. Disgusting, cum-covered, hoops.
Today’s release of teasing, denying, sissy-making, femdom deliciousness is all about one of those sensational sissy-fests. You’ll enjoy it so much, you’ll cream your little sissy-panties.
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Has the Femdom power finally gone to Mistress Shayna’s head?
Perhaps, perhaps not, but it’s time to start walking on eggshells either way, cause she’s been busy creating a vast army of sissies, faggots, and hypno-slaves. And guess who’s just become a new recruit?
That’s right myPoppet. You’ve just received your draft card into the Shayniac Tranny Army. What? You’re not a tranny? No worries, pet, that’s what boot camp is for.
Pack up your dildo, sissy-boi.. you’re in the army now and training is gonna be like nothing you’ve ever seen before.
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What a little panty sniffing loser you are.
Luckily for you, Mistress is fully prepared to exploit that little addiction of yours with a glorious little panty-addict edging MP3.
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It just makes a greedy Mistress’ heart bleed to see so many men unemployed or underemployed, unable to properly tribute their femdom Goddess. But of course, Mistress Shayna thinks of everything and has created a job training program with your very particular talents in mind, Poppets.
Welcome to the Shayniacs Work Release Program. And oh yes, work will be your release.
Just as Roosevelt’s Civilian Conservation Corp helped lead us out of the Great Depression, I will lead my nation of sissies, mind-slaves, and assorted losers out of their great repression. Individually, you are pathetic, little men; collectively, you will be a mindless force to be reckoned with.
Grab your dicks and grab your credit card.. today’s job training will leave you as weak kneed as you are weak willed.
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……… don’t ya just love the forced-bi fantasies? Heh, forget I asked. I know you do, ya sissy,
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The economy is hurting.. or so I’ve heard.. and a lot of people are unemployed.. so the rumors say.. as for me, the Femdom business is booming and I need to take on a new secretary. Do you take dictation?
You will.. you’ll take a lot of things from Mistress, won’t you? Of course you will, Sissy. After all, what are little Sissy-sluts made for except to be put to use?
Now be a good little office wife and get Mistress her coffee, sissy-slut.
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I probably should not have let it get so far as it did…
but you know how it goes. One thing leads to another and the next thing you know, the sissy-maid is being gang-banged by two straight guys who thought she was a bio-woman.
Ce la vie… that’s French-maid talk for “that’s how the tranny blows.”
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