SAQ
Ok folks, this has been a long time coming.. a list of my Top Ten Stupidly Asked Questions
1) Can I call you?
This has to be the most profoundly stupid and frequently asked question I receive.
I make myself available for calls at all hours, day and night. Though you should know, some hours of my day are more in demand than others, and so there are different rates for different hours.
Monday through Friday from Midnight to 6am are $1.99 per minute for all listings but Fin-dom. All other hours are $50.00 perm minute. Don’t like the higher rate? Wait for a cheaper rate or fuck off.
For those of you who don’t understand how the dates work, when I say Monday from Midnight to six am.. I mean that on Sunday evening, as 11:59, you can start dialing and by the time you’re done making arrangements to pay me, I’ll be there. Conversely, if you think you’re going to find me sitting by the phone for you on a Friday night, you’ve missed your shot, and you’re not very bright.
Another tip, if you are on my website or on any of my listings, there is a gray call button.. it will either say “Away: Send Mail” or it will say “Call Now.” If you click the away button so that you can email me and ask if you can call, I will charge you a stupid tax.
2) How can I meet you?
You can’t. This is non-negotiable. I only accept face to face clients who come to me with a recommendation from friends in the industry and/or scene, and I’m not going to tell you who my friends are.
3) Will you do fantasies with underage role play/incest/scat/watersports/bestiality/snuff/bloodplay/other extreme torture?
Much as I would love to degrade and abuse you in ever filthy way, poppet, it would go against the Terms of Service for the NiteFlirt billing platform I use. If that’s what you’re looking for, I wish you the best of luck in finding it elsewhere. If you’d still like to give me a call, I’m usually able to find a fantasy that mimics the feel of your taboo fantasy, without the actual taboo element, but be away, you will never have me calling you Daddy or talking about the new tricks I taught my pet Mastiff.
4) Did I see you at…?
If you did, I will never, never admit that it was me.
5) Do you really like all this stuff?
Yes, especially the part where I charge a stupid tax for questions like that.
6) Do you do cam shows?
Do you see any links on my site or listings for cam shows? No. I live in the US where website creators are legally bound to post record keeping information for things like that. I work from home, so no, I won’t be doing cam shows where I would have to post my address as the location where my records are kept.
7) Will you watch me on cam?
If I’m on the phone with you, I have no objection to logging on and seeing as well as hearing what a loser you are. Understand that my window will close the moment your payment runs out and I will not respond to your IMs before or after calls. If you try to IM me when you’re not paying for a session, you will be blocked.
8) Do you think my penis is small?
Oh god, the answer will always be yes, but this is just a lame attempt for some waste of a scrotum to flash his itty-bitties and seek out a freebie dose of humiliation. Guess what? I don’t respond to shit like that. I do, however, sometimes visit http://www.ratemypindick.com and entertain myself at the expense of some micro-dicks posted there. Go ahead and post, I’ll be along soon to laugh at you. If I don’t’ my girlfriends there will no doubt treat you like the clitty-cocked little loser you are
9) If I give you information during a blackmail fantasy call, will you really use it?
I may.
I make disclaimers at the beginning of these calls, warning men not to give me any information they don’t actually want me to use. I go on the assumption that whatever I’m told during the call is fantasy and to be treated as such. This means I may use the information I’m given, like email addresses for example, but it also means once the call is ended and I’m no longer being paid, I’ll forget about you before the dial tone hits my ear.
I have, in the past, sent off pictures and information to email addresses callers have claimed were to wives, girlfriends, bosses, friends, and family. I’ve also posted pointed information to websites, forums, and blogs, that might not identify my callers but would make sure anyone who knew them would recognize who the posts were about.
10) Can I buy your shoes/stockings/panties etc?
You may. Prices depend on a few things, including the cost of the item to begin with. You will never get my Prada pumps until you’re prepared to buy me a new pair I like better. Expect to pay at least $20 for a pair of panties or stockings, plus shipping.
