New Humiliated Husband Story

We all know how well I enjoy a good cuckold.  I’ve been daydreamijng a little today and entertaining myself and my body.. well, I thought I’d share the fruits of my mind’s labor and play.

I tapped out the thoughts that played through my head as I masturbated to the idea of a humiliated husband and released them as this Friday’s Pay Per View story.

That’ll be just $20 for me and burning obsession for you.

Small Penis Humiliation MP3

It’s been a while since I’ve given you little clitty-dicks something to wank over.. well petals, whack away once more.. I’ve made you a Small Penis Humiliation MP3, just twenty dollars.. just think of it as a dollar for every millimeter you have to offer.

For those American pets whose intellects are as small as your peckers.. that’s less than an inch, loser.

New Cuckold

I’ve been having so much fun guiding a humiliated husband through the emasculating and cuckolding experience of having his wife worship another man’s cock.  He’s been taking cuckold lessons and is making great progress in humility.

In order to help him better visualize what is being put to his wife while he stays at home playing the good little housewife, I had him get his cock as hard as he could and trace an outline on a piece of paper.  Then, he was to draw another outline to represent his wife’s lover’s cock.  He had to use a ruler to properly visualize the more than nine inches his wife is being stretched by.

You can see the results for yourself.  It’s no wonder she would look for cock outside the home.  Even if he could manage to fuck her like a respectable husband, he still wouldn’t be able to give her a real man’s cock.

His poor wife.  Well, at least she’s finally getting a real cock.

Kick to the Stones Soup

I think it’s clear to anyone who reads my blog or calls me, that I tend to ass fuck all men sooner or later. Even the straight guys are gonna get something up their asses, in the most heterosexual way possible, of course. But my god, the subs, the slaves, the bitch-bois ad sissies, the TVs and TSs, all are getting to suck my strap-on and be trained for the real thing. The pain sluts are gonna get the BIG mother fuckin cherry poppin dildo and the puppy-boys and pony-boys, well, they’re gonna get puppy tail and horse tail butt plugs.

Um… I got myself a little carried away there. Ahem..

Anyway, my point is, it’s a regular preference of mine and I indulge in it frequently.. but I’m in the mood for a more even mix today. Today, the asses presented to me will likely get fucks, yes, but they’ll be whipped, scratched, written on in permanent marker, branded, spit on, and presented to the general public as well, just to name a few.

Consider yourself warned, the will be pain, humiliation, and servitude for all.  I like to think of it as my own little Femdom Valhalla.

Stupidly Asked Questions

Ok folks, this has been a long time coming.. a list of my Top Ten Stupidly Asked Questions

1)      Can I call you?

This has to be the most profoundly stupid and frequently asked question I receive.  To make matters the situation more ridiculous, it usually comes from someone who actually clicked a call status button that says “Away: Send Mail”

I make myself available for calls, Monday through Friday from Midnight to 6am.  Sometimes you’ll be lucky and I’ll turn on my phone an hour or two earlier, or stay logged in for a couple of hours longer, but those are the hours I set aside for losers and submissives.

For those of you who don’t understand how the dates work, when I say Monday from Midnight to six am.. I mean that on Sunday evening, as 11:59, you can start dialing and by the time you’re done making arrangements to pay me, I’ll be there.  Conversely, if you think you’re going to find me sitting by the phone for you on a Friday night, you’ve missed your shot, and you’re not very bright.

Another tip, if you are on my website or on any of my listings, there is a gray call button.. it will either say “Away: Send Mail” or it will say “Call Now.”  If you click the away button so that you can email me and ask if you can call, I will charge you a stupid tax.

2)      How can I meet you?

You can’t.  This is non-negotiable.  I only accept face to face clients who come to me with a recommendation from friends in the industry and/or scene, and I’m not going to tell you who my friends are.

3)      Will you do fantasies with underage role play/incest/scat/watersports/bestiality/snuff/bloodplay/other extreme torture?

Much as I would love to degrade and abuse you in ever filthy way, poppet, it would go against the Terms of Service for the NiteFlirt billing platform I use.  If that’s what you’re looking for, I wish you the best of luck in finding it elsewhere.  If you’d still like to give me a call, I’m usually able to find a fantasy that mimics the feel of your taboo fantasy, without the actual taboo element, but be away, you will never have me calling you Daddy or talking about the new tricks I taught my pet Mastiff.

4)      Did I see you at…?

If you did, I will never, never admit that it was me.

5)       Do you really like all this stuff?

Yes, especially the part where I charge a stupid tax for questions like that.

6)       Do you do cam shows?

Do you see any links on my site or listings for cam shows?  No.  I live in the US where website creators are legally bound to post record keeping information for things like that.  I work from home, so no, I won’t be doing cam shows where I would have to post my address as the location where my records are kept.

7)      Will you watch me on cam?

If I’m on the phone with you, I have no objection to logging on and seeing as well as hearing what a loser you are.  Understand that my window will close the moment your payment runs out and I will not respond to your IMs before or after calls.  If you try to IM me when you’re not paying for a session, you will be blocked.

8)       Do you think my penis is small?

Oh god, the answer will always be yes, but this is just a lame attempt for some waste of a scrotum to flash his itty-bitties and seek out a freebie dose of humiliation.  Guess what?  I don’t respond to shit like that.  I do, however, sometimes visit  http://www.ratemypindick.com and entertain myself at the expense of some micro-dicks posted there.  Go ahead and post, I’ll be along soon to laugh at you.  If I don’t’ my girlfriends there will no doubt treat you like the clitty-cocked little loser you are

9)      If I give you information during a blackmail fantasy call, will you really use it?

I may.

I make disclaimers at the beginning of these calls, warning men not to give me any information they don’t actually want me to use.  I go on the assumption that whatever I’m told during the call is fantasy and to be treated as such.  This means I may use the information I’m given, like email addresses  for example, but it also means once the call is ended and I’m no longer being paid, I’ll forget about you before the dial tone hits my ear.

I have, in the past, sent off pictures and information to email addresses callers have claimed were to wives, girlfriends, bosses, friends, and family.  I’ve also posted pointed information to websites, forums, and blogs, that might not identify my callers but would make sure anyone who knew them would recognize who the posts were about.

10)   Can I buy your shoes/stockings/panties etc?

You may.   Prices depend on a few things, including the cost of the item to begin with.  You will never get my Prada pumps until you’re prepared to buy me a new pair I like better.  Expect to pay at least $20 for a pair of panties or stockings, plus shipping.

Hmmmmm A Little Tease and Denial Tonight, I think

I had fun last night making a guy hump a pillow.  It’s been a while since I’d done it, but I was feeling playful.  He was so pussy-whipped and desperate to smell and taste just a little bit of pussy.

Not being a real man, of course, he couldn’t get a girlfriend, but I told him he could pretend, putting his pillow under his hips and pounding away at his goose feather girlfriend.

I giggled my ass off as the little loser puffed and grunted, giving it to her like a real man.. or at least like he imagines a real man would.  It’s ok, soon enough, he’ll be seeing what a real man fucks like.

One Week Til Mistress’ Birthday

For those of you who dare, I’m running a Mistress’ Birthday special. From May 3, to May 10th, I’m offering 5 free minutes to all pets who will shave their pubic hair into the shape of a balloon and dye it a festive color. For you boys who are already shaved bare, a red permanent marker will do. You may draw it right on your pubic mound.

That’s right poppets, you can use your cock as a coupon and speak with me for five minutes. I’ll require proof, of course. You don’t think I’d take the word of a pet with an erection, now do you? If you want to play, you’ll have to take a picture of your pretty privates and send it to me at my email, Shayna@Shayniac.com.

Of course, your pictures will be perfectly safe with me.  Mainly because to remain exempt from 2257 record keeping requirements pertaining to American websites, I can’t host images of nudity.

Of course, if you’d like to show off your handiwork and earn an extra five minutes, I’ll gladly point you to my esteemed Canadian associates at http://www.RateMyPinDick.com there’ll be even more free humiliation in it for you.

Look at that, it’s my birthday, and the gifts for you just keep coming.  Run along now. You have some trimming to do.

Tags: Small Penis Humiliation

Extreme Cum Addiction

I’ve recently played with a cum-addict to the nth degree.  This little cum whipper is so devoted to the art of cum eating, he could qualify as a spunk-chef.

I’ll be posting more about him soon, but I thought all you little addicts out there would enjoy this little image illustrating the depths of his cum addiction.

That’s 6.6 CCs of cum in that syringe, my little jizz-junkies.  Don’t you wish you were him?

Th BS Boys

The BS pets have been back to bickering and it’s becoming tiresome.  The competition is fine when they’re trying to outdo each other in a bid for my esteem by buying me things, but the whole sniping and bitching is just annoying.

S, knowing I have a soft spot for chest hair, has made sure herteases the smooth chested B, and B, with his muscular six  foot, three inch frame has been flexing in front of S like a frigging peacock fans his tail.

I had to put an end to the bitching by putting a cock in each of their mouths.

In case you’re wondering, the similarity between them doesn’t end with body type and chest hair, but that would be telling tales out of school.

Then again, they have been some naughty, naughty school boys.  Perhaps they need a bit of public humiliation would do them well.  Maybe some pictures of their side by side activities posted to the net?

Nah, I’d rather give them a pants down, over the knee spanking.

Now, who’s first, Poppets?

Phone Domme Fan Mail: The Sequel

When last we left our funny little fan boy, he was actively protesting his desperate slide into phone sex faggotry as his dicklet hardened in spite of his horror at the throbbing cock he imagined in front of him.. what became of our delightful, cum craving victim?  Did Mistress make him listen to the whole recording?  Read on to see.

I listened.  I listened two times. I busted a nut three times.  That’s right.  I didn’t even make it through the whole thing with shooting hot cum everywhere.  No, I did not eat it.  I have no desire to eat my own cum nor anyone else’s.  That’s your job to make me do it.  Truthfully, I don’t think you can. Maybe if you promised me some of that hot wet pussy of yours, I’d suck a cock for you.  How could I resist.  I might even do it just for a chance to feel your sensuous lips against my lips in a hot french kiss. If you feel that is beneath you as a Mistress, you could always suck one of your studs cocks right before you gave me a deep sensuous kiss. Even though I have no desire to taste cock, I’d still kiss you even if you had cock breath.  You think cock fresh on your breath would stop me from kissing you as deep as possible?  I’m not only straight, I’m super straight.  I’m so straight not even the taste of cock in your mouth could stop me from kissing a beautiful women.  You see how straight I am.  Some guys claim they love women.  But they don’t love them enough to do the stuff I’m would do for you.  So while sucking a cock may seem gay, it’s really an affirmation of just how straight I am.  The fact that a woman’s arousal turns me on that much means I’m even more heterosexual than a dude who would not suck cock for you.  And if I’d be willing to do that, imagine the passion I’d put into slit slurping your delicious twat.  I’d fucking devour you, grunting and snorting like I hadn’t eaten in days.  You’d think I had cunt starving lesbian hunger the way I’d suck you to orgasm.  That’s not all.  Despite what you might think, I’ve got no small cock.  I’m a full 5 and half inches.  So take that. Pretty good, huh?  It’s kinda thick too.  Not real thick, but you know.  That’s good, right?  5 and half would be plenty for you?  You’re not a size queen who only allows big fat real men cocks into her vagina are you?  That would be so petty.  I mean discriminating against small or average size cocks is just like other discrimination.  It’s just not right.  You wouldn’t do that would you?  You wouldn’t turn a guy down based solely on his cock size? Sure the big ones might feel better, but that’s not all there is to it is there?  I could please you in other ways.  I’d lick and suck your pussy like no big dicked stud would ever do.  I’d suck your toes, if they were clean and you were fresh out of a hot bath.  I would have to draw the line and licking and sucking on your sweet puckered asshole though.  That’s just nasty.  You’d have to make me do that.  Maybe bend over, reach back and grab my head, and jam it between your butt cheeks.  Hold me there until I was about to suffocate and yell at me that the only way I get a breath is if I eat out your ass like a starving refugee.  Maybe lay me down on my back, squat on my face, and give me the same treatment.  I’d never strike a lady so if you forced the issue physically I guess I’d just have to go along.  I wouldn’t enjoy it though.  What, licking your asshole, then sucking on it, then pointing my tounge stiff and slam fucking into your hole, that does not sound like my idea of fun.  I mean I might grunt and moan when you forced me to do it, but that would just be from the physical exertion.  I might even salivate and get your asshole really wet with spit, but that’s just a normal reaction to anything oral.  The same thing would happen with eating your pussy.  No different.  If my dick happened to get painfully hard, it’d probably be just from smelling your pussy juices being so close to your ass.    You wouldn’t make me do something so nasty anyway, would you?  That would be taken advantage of someone so enamored with you.  You make my dick so hard you could get me to do a lot of things I wouldn’t normally do.  It’d be wrong to take advantage of that.

That’s right, pet, it would be sooooo wrong.  Now, be a dear and grab your ankles.

Tags: Recorded fantasies