National Anal Sex Month: Parte Deux

Because every celebration should have music…

Suckable Toes

Just got back from a Bob-sponsored pedicure and a Sissyzilla sponsored make-up shopping spree.  It’s a good day to be me.

What this means for my little fetishists, of course, is that my pampered feet are soft, sweet, and sensitive.  Perfect for pressing against your hard cock and squeezing your poor, tortured head with my toes, or pressing against your face as you lie on the floor before me, accepting my gentle trampling as I literally walk all over you.

Mmmmm it’s almost as pleasant as when you massage my feet and suck my toes.

Tell you what.. do a good job and I’ll let you add some of your own, special brand of foot cream to my perfect pedicure.

Breath Play, CBT, Happy Domme

I had so much fun last night tormenting Tom.  I don’t often go into erotic asphyxiation while I’m doing a phone session.  Not sure why.  I suppose it’s just my one track mind that always goes for the anal training. No matter what I do, I’ve just gotta work the ass fucking into it.  Go figger.

So, I’ve got Tom on the phone and I’m having fun, teasing the fuck out of him, promising him a big, fat strap-on in his ass (ok, promising myself a big, fat strap-on in his ass,) when it comes out that he had an ex-girlfriend who used to dig putting a plastic bag over his head.  Now, obviously, this isn’t a safe thing to do when a person is alone, but a little hand around the throat or covering the mouth and nose, that’s all fucking good, baby.  And I love.. absolutely love, feeling a man’s throat in my hand while I ass bang him.

I got off crazy good while I listened to him swallow, his lungs screaming for air, while he waited for me to tell him how I would breath air into his mouth as I pushed my strap-on cock deeper into him.

Mmmmmm…. I’ve gotta do that again sometime soon.

Tags: strap-on phone sex

Cum Dump Recipe For The Day

Ingredients:

1 Asshole (yours)
2 Loads of cum (from two different cocks)
7 to 9 Inches of Dildo (with balls)

To Make:
Inject cum in ass to marinade from within. Time is of the essence for maximum retention so cocks should be jacked, sucked, and ready to blow within quick succession of each other. For best effect, a double-stuff, with both cocks inserted into the ass simultaneously and ejaculating together, will provide maximum cum retention upon withdrawal. (Note, for gaping assholes, a thicker dildo is needed.)

Once asshole is filled, cork with dildo and marinade for thirty minutes.

When unplugged, cum will stream. May be collected into a bowl for later, or served fresh.

Bon apetit!

Kick to the Stones Soup

I think it’s clear to anyone who reads my blog or calls me, that I tend to ass fuck all men sooner or later. Even the straight guys are gonna get something up their asses, in the most heterosexual way possible, of course. But my god, the subs, the slaves, the bitch-bois ad sissies, the TVs and TSs, all are getting to suck my strap-on and be trained for the real thing. The pain sluts are gonna get the BIG mother fuckin cherry poppin dildo and the puppy-boys and pony-boys, well, they’re gonna get puppy tail and horse tail butt plugs.

Um… I got myself a little carried away there. Ahem..

Anyway, my point is, it’s a regular preference of mine and I indulge in it frequently.. but I’m in the mood for a more even mix today. Today, the asses presented to me will likely get fucks, yes, but they’ll be whipped, scratched, written on in permanent marker, branded, spit on, and presented to the general public as well, just to name a few.

Consider yourself warned, the will be pain, humiliation, and servitude for all.  I like to think of it as my own little Femdom Valhalla.

Stupidly Asked Questions

Ok folks, this has been a long time coming.. a list of my Top Ten Stupidly Asked Questions

1)      Can I call you?

This has to be the most profoundly stupid and frequently asked question I receive.  To make matters the situation more ridiculous, it usually comes from someone who actually clicked a call status button that says “Away: Send Mail”

I make myself available for calls, Monday through Friday from Midnight to 6am.  Sometimes you’ll be lucky and I’ll turn on my phone an hour or two earlier, or stay logged in for a couple of hours longer, but those are the hours I set aside for losers and submissives.

For those of you who don’t understand how the dates work, when I say Monday from Midnight to six am.. I mean that on Sunday evening, as 11:59, you can start dialing and by the time you’re done making arrangements to pay me, I’ll be there.  Conversely, if you think you’re going to find me sitting by the phone for you on a Friday night, you’ve missed your shot, and you’re not very bright.

Another tip, if you are on my website or on any of my listings, there is a gray call button.. it will either say “Away: Send Mail” or it will say “Call Now.”  If you click the away button so that you can email me and ask if you can call, I will charge you a stupid tax.

2)      How can I meet you?

You can’t.  This is non-negotiable.  I only accept face to face clients who come to me with a recommendation from friends in the industry and/or scene, and I’m not going to tell you who my friends are.

3)      Will you do fantasies with underage role play/incest/scat/watersports/bestiality/snuff/bloodplay/other extreme torture?

Much as I would love to degrade and abuse you in ever filthy way, poppet, it would go against the Terms of Service for the NiteFlirt billing platform I use.  If that’s what you’re looking for, I wish you the best of luck in finding it elsewhere.  If you’d still like to give me a call, I’m usually able to find a fantasy that mimics the feel of your taboo fantasy, without the actual taboo element, but be away, you will never have me calling you Daddy or talking about the new tricks I taught my pet Mastiff.

4)      Did I see you at…?

If you did, I will never, never admit that it was me.

5)       Do you really like all this stuff?

Yes, especially the part where I charge a stupid tax for questions like that.

6)       Do you do cam shows?

Do you see any links on my site or listings for cam shows?  No.  I live in the US where website creators are legally bound to post record keeping information for things like that.  I work from home, so no, I won’t be doing cam shows where I would have to post my address as the location where my records are kept.

7)      Will you watch me on cam?

If I’m on the phone with you, I have no objection to logging on and seeing as well as hearing what a loser you are.  Understand that my window will close the moment your payment runs out and I will not respond to your IMs before or after calls.  If you try to IM me when you’re not paying for a session, you will be blocked.

8)       Do you think my penis is small?

Oh god, the answer will always be yes, but this is just a lame attempt for some waste of a scrotum to flash his itty-bitties and seek out a freebie dose of humiliation.  Guess what?  I don’t respond to shit like that.  I do, however, sometimes visit  http://www.ratemypindick.com and entertain myself at the expense of some micro-dicks posted there.  Go ahead and post, I’ll be along soon to laugh at you.  If I don’t’ my girlfriends there will no doubt treat you like the clitty-cocked little loser you are

9)      If I give you information during a blackmail fantasy call, will you really use it?

I may.

I make disclaimers at the beginning of these calls, warning men not to give me any information they don’t actually want me to use.  I go on the assumption that whatever I’m told during the call is fantasy and to be treated as such.  This means I may use the information I’m given, like email addresses  for example, but it also means once the call is ended and I’m no longer being paid, I’ll forget about you before the dial tone hits my ear.

I have, in the past, sent off pictures and information to email addresses callers have claimed were to wives, girlfriends, bosses, friends, and family.  I’ve also posted pointed information to websites, forums, and blogs, that might not identify my callers but would make sure anyone who knew them would recognize who the posts were about.

10)   Can I buy your shoes/stockings/panties etc?

You may.   Prices depend on a few things, including the cost of the item to begin with.  You will never get my Prada pumps until you’re prepared to buy me a new pair I like better.  Expect to pay at least $20 for a pair of panties or stockings, plus shipping.

Ass Kissing Goodness For My Pets

At long last, as promised.. and yes, I know it was promised a month ago.. I’m the fucking Domme, deal with it, ahem.. as I was saying,  at long last I have created a new picture pack for you all to enjoy.  Three mouth watering, lip smacking, ass kissing pictures for you to worship and adore for just $10.00 US.

Pucker up, Buttercup.

Cum Addiction: Creamy Details

So, Cumwhipper is a new pet who, as the name would imply, whips cum.

I don’t mean that as a euphemism for masturbation.. he literally whips cum.. into a light, frothy mouse.  This cum connoisseur can make a cummy creampie that actually looks like a cream pie.

Through years of dedicated jizz experimentation, he’s discovered the best, fastest way to whip up a creamy spunk spread is to use the little wire brush attachment on a Dremel type drill.  In about a minute, a quarter ounce of man-milk can be whipped into a froth that would fill a shot glass.

And of course, what would be the point of all this dedication to culinary cummery if not to enjoy the cum-yummy goodness of a creamy treat.  Cumwhipper has been stockpiling not only his own cum, but the spunk of other slaves as well, so he always has the perfect load to go with any meal.

Now that’s what I call a cum-junkie.

Extreme Cum Addiction

I’ve recently played with a cum-addict to the nth degree.  This little cum whipper is so devoted to the art of cum eating, he could qualify as a spunk-chef.

I’ll be posting more about him soon, but I thought all you little addicts out there would enjoy this little image illustrating the depths of his cum addiction.

That’s 6.6 CCs of cum in that syringe, my little jizz-junkies.  Don’t you wish you were him?

Shoes and More Shoes

I love my shoes.  I have a large collection of stilettos, pumps, mules, boots, loafers, running shoes, mary-janes, even saddle shoes.  You name it, I love them.  But as pretty as my shoes can be, as much as love them, sometimes they don’t love me back.

At the end of the day, a sexy pair of pointy toed sling-backs just doesn’t feel as good as they did when I put them on.   That’s when my darling little fetishists come in to rub my tender feet and lick them clean.  If they’re very good, I’ll let them use their own special brand of cream as they rub their built-in massagers along my soft arches and painted toes. Of course, that’s only if they’re prepared to clean it up afterward.

Mmmm.. I think it’s time for a pedicure.