Life As We Know It
Some of you have noticed my absence the past few weeks. I was a bit sick but feeling better now. I’m sending bites and kisses to those of you who paid attention and wished me well.
Unfortunately, the cough and sniffles kept me from getting together with Mistress Katarina for our annual bird-fisting event, where we delight in seeing just how stuffed a turkey can be. I look forward to seeing her soonish so that we can enjoy other food festivities that sound kinky. Perhaps whipping egg whites or piercing meat for tenderizing. Once we’re done, maybe I’ll give her a little of the ol’ Aunt Jemina treatment.
Okay bitches, those of you who were too busy with your pathetic lives to notice I was away or to stop long enough to wish me well have a chance to redeem yourselves. There are twenty three days left ’til Christmas. Get shopping!
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