OK, so I’ve got the little bitch-boi on a Niteflirt call, in her little pink nightie, she’s got the dildo in her ass.. the BIG one, and she’s repeating again and again, in that raspy breath “I’m a sissy, and I’m going to come in my panties.. I’m just a girl and I’m rubbing my little pussy in my sissy pink panties. I’m a girl, I’m a girl and I need to be fucked in my pink panties.”
This person has called often and repeatedly… always the same pink nightie and increasingly large dildoes stretching her sissy-hole. Soooooooooooo…. because I am a sissy-pimp… and because prepping little bitches to be used by real men is what I do…… I tell the little cocklet lover that I have a guy with a warm, fat cock coming over to fill her face and boy-pussy full of cum.
Suddenly, this person, whom I’ve only ever heard with the most sissified of voices, drops character, butches up, and says in a manly, gruff voice “Hey.. I’m no faggot.”
…… My apologies, sissy.. I misunderstood by the throbbing dick between your legs, as you talked about how much you love your toy cock and love having a pussy to fuck, that you might actually like the real thing.
Oh… and now that the apology is out of the way… shut the fuck up and swallow his cock like I told you.
Alright, my undereducated sissies, cuckolds, and subs, it’s time for you to stretch more than just your assholes for a change. (To the smart-assed little bitch-boy who is provided running commentary as I write this: no, I’m not talking about mouths, either.)
I’m starting Mistress Shayna’s subbie Book Club. Today we will begin with an amusing and enlightening book for sissies called Miss Vera’s Finishing School for Boys Who Want to Be Girls by Vernonica Vera.
Miss Vera is the Dean and founder of the world’s first Crossdressing Academy. She has written three books and been invited to speak on television and radio because of her intellectual wit and expertise. While this book, with it’s make-up tips and feminizing homework assignments, is obviously geared toward my sissies, her candid and humorous manner make this an enjoyable read for painsluts, pony-boys, cuckolds, and money-pigs alike.
Miss Vera has the kind of nurturing attitude I tend to employ in my own style. For those of you who speak to me regularly, I think you’ll quite enjoy her manner.
In the mean time, if you’d like to learn more about the Goddess of transformation, you can check out her site at http://www.missvera.com and maybe even enroll in her New York City academy.
The perfect valentine for the girl who wants everything, the Tulip Ego laptop, It costs over ten thousand dollars and isn’t even all that spectacular a machine, but it looks so damned good…. and I want it!
And look how greedy I’m not being, they also have a diamond covered lappy for $350,000
They’re for sale at Saks Fifth Avenue and you can find a direct link in my Amazon wish list.
Alright sissies, time for you to show me what you’re made of in the upcoming Shayniac Sissy Olympics.
There’s really only one category.. the splooge event. I want to see images of you all cream filled and glazed like the desperate little cumdumps you are. I’m taking calls to see who can suck the man-milk from a gangbang like a true Olympian. You will be judged on the difficulty, technical merit, and presentation of you wanking and sucking skills.
The event will be held next month, so you have tome to consider your costumes and routines. Time to hit those gloryholes and get practicing. There is nothing less at stake than my esteem.
Best of luck to all of you. May the most pathetic man win.
I’ve missed you, my pets. All my sucking little sissies, my amusing little cuckolds, my playful puppies, my foot slaves, my pain sluts, my ever so handy sissy-maids, my money-pigs, and my ever so devoted devotees of the Cult of Shayna.. it’s been a long few weeks and it’s good to be back.
I love all the gifts and will be showing my own special brand of appreciation to those of you who paid your tributes.
And for the rest of you who didn’t… I’ll me showing you a few things as well.
Hello my pets. Just because I’m away from you for the holidays doesn’t mean I’m not thinking of you. Especially those of you whose presents I opened this morning… good boys.
Hope you’re all having all your holiday wishes come true. I’ll be back in less than a week and we can talk then about how badly you missed me.
It’s been too long since I’ve seen her, but I finally got together with Lady Katarina for a good old fashioned Domina slumber party.
Of course *somebody* was running late and forgot to bring over her latest and greatest toys, including the new Nexus double ended dildo that her pet sissy is trying to work up to. But we still had a great time, gossiping about our pets and laughing our asses off at their silly antics. In a more traditional vignette, we did each others hair and played with make-up and nail polish, but in a distinctly Domme frame of mind, we also discussed what products work best for her favorite little bitch-boi and how hard it is to find a sissy who actually knows how to do her make-up and nails properly.
She sends her regards to sissy Krissy and sissy Jessica. This is as close as I’m coming to passing the message along in person, girls… I’m frigging busy this week.
Which brings me to the next news on my agenda. Mistress Shayna is going away for the holidays. I will be leaving on the 19th and don’t expect to be back until the 30th. When I get back, I’ll be sure to have plenty of kinky presents to share with my pets, until then, your assignment while I’m gone…. buy me lots of kinky presents, of course.
Some of you have noticed my absence the past few weeks. I was a bit sick but feeling better now. I’m sending bites and kisses to those of you who paid attention and wished me well.
Unfortunately, the cough and sniffles kept me from getting together with Mistress Katarina for our annual bird-fisting event, where we delight in seeing just how stuffed a turkey can be. I look forward to seeing her soonish so that we can enjoy other food festivities that sound kinky. Perhaps whipping egg whites or piercing meat for tenderizing. Once we’re done, maybe I’ll give her a little of the ol’ Aunt Jemina treatment.
Okay bitches, those of you who were too busy with your pathetic lives to notice I was away or to stop long enough to wish me well have a chance to redeem yourselves. There are twenty three days left ’til Christmas. Get shopping!
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Going to be fucked by a real man tonight.. logging on so the cucks and pin-pricks can hear what it's like when woman cumms 07/15/09 12:09pm
There we go.. put puppy-pads down for the slaves in case they need to go during the night and everyone is safe in their kennels 07/10/09 01:53pm
Logged in and ready to introduce subbies into the beautiful and nearly lost art of figging.. look it up, poppet. 07/10/09 01:30pm
@tessdewwi Love? Very handy for manipulation and wallet raping.. lust works just as well, without the whining about all the other men. 07/07/09 02:35pm
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