I’m back from being pampered and spoiled on vacation and ready to resume my daily drudgery of… well, beng pampered and spoiled.
What I learned on my vacation:
1) Coffee always tastes better when delivered to my bed by a dashing young Filipino man.
2) It tastes even better than that when it’s shared with a strapping, tall, naked blonde man with a cock to make your mouth water.
3) Being waited on hand and foot is more fun when the person doing it is paying you, instead of the other way around.
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