Sissified Rides

Hit the streets, sissified bitch!

Sissified LimoI couldn’t help but chuckle when I saw this utterly sissified limo in London.  It really doesn’t get any more effeminate than a Barbie doll pink limousine now, does it?

Now tell me, what the fuck kind of cock worshiping, demasculinized bitch would get into a flaming pink ride like this one, huh?  Can anyone tell me?  Beuler.. Beuler.. oh.. shit, that’s right!  It’s you.  You would hop right into that little queen machine, wouldn’t you,  ya little faggot.

Yeah, I thought so.  And I know what kind of pink tinged femme fantasies go through your head (and your clitty cock) when you see this much  pink luxe in all it’s glory.

 I know some of you slutty motherfuckers can’t help but cream your ruffled panties over this shit.   Still,  try to remember it’s a limousine, so some decorum might be in order.  Oh, I know you want to hang out the sunroof and hoot at all the hotties like a drunk chick on prom night,  I get that you fantasize you’re about to get your ass cherry popped in the back seat.  But really we’re all adults now.  Your chance has passed to be the tiara wearing, dancing queen of central high.

Of course, slut that you are, it’s too late to pop your cherry in this pink dream on wheels.  Not with as many cocks and toys as you’ve had up that whore hole of yours.  But you can still celebrate the little whore that you are.  I’m sure we can manage to get you a cock or two in the back seat with you.  And after the ride, it can be left to you to give the driver ‘just the tip.’

And you know, when you inevitably need to reminisce or anticipate your pounding in a pussy pink ride, you know where to find me on Niteflirt.