The Male Sex Toys for Boys Shopping List
One of my favorite pets is on his way to the store tonight to buy himself some male sex toys to use while he listens to my mp3s. Before he made any decisions though, he naturally asked my advice on the matter.
Of course, being a Sissy Mistress means I’ve had my fair share of experience with male sex toys and so I’ve established some strong opinions and established some solid favorites.. here they are.
Mistress’ Favorite Male Sex Toys
- The Ryder by Tantus
I love Tantus… aside from making the Feeldoe, my all time favorite toy for couples, they have a full line of male sex toys made from %100 medical grade silicone with FDA approved pigments. What that means for your sexual health is that it’s phthalate free, safe to put in your body, and can be sterilized with boiling or bleaching.
What that means for your experience is that it is firm enough to penetrate you without bending like a limp noodle, but soft enough to have a little give. It doesn’t have any weird perfume smell and it won’t irritate your tender tush.
The Ryder is three inches tall with about a two inch bulb and it’s about an inch thick. While that’s on the bigger end of medium for a butt plug, once inserted, the rounded top combined with the firm give of the silicone creates a pleasantly full feeling without discomfort. I know from extended research and personal experience that it’s a comfortable plug for extended length insertion.
I’m a huge fan of this plug, and I’m not alone. I once saw that another Mistress had created an adorable little Tantus Ryder cell phone charm.. talk about a ringing endorsement.. no pun intended. (Ok, maybe just a little bit intended.)
2. The Booty Glove by Saporno Brothers Inc.
For once, you won’t have to sit on your hand until it’s numb to feel like you’re getting a handy from another person. The Booty Glove is thick enough to simulate the experience for your hand, while giving your cocklet a textured treat.
So far as I can tell, the Booty Glove is the only thing Soporno Brothers makes, and I have to hand it to them for specializing.
With nubbed fingers, a ribbed palm, and a tight little mouth added to the webbing between the thumb and index finger, you’ll have all sorts of fun jerking and fingering. It’s textured on both sides, so you can use it for whichever hand you prefer.
It’s made of Thermo Plastic Rubber (TPR) which is non-toxic and phthalate free. That means it’s softer and stretchier than silicone, so it will flex as you do.. but it also means it’s a little more porous, so care should be taken to clean it with anti-bacterial soap. You can NOT sterilize it with boiling water, to you may want to slip a condom over one of those nubbly little fingers if you’re going to use it for insertion.
I love this toy for its versatility, though if I had one wish, it wouldbe that the mouth were a little more open. It would take a real pencil dick to be able to fuck that tiny mouth hole. ..On second though, it should be fine for you.
3. The Tube by Doc Johnson
Fuck the Fleshlight. Or better yet, fuck the Tube.
This toy is seriously the most under appreciated pocket pussy I’ve ever come across. It’s got a tight fit that will squeeze even the slimmest pencil dick, but it has enough stretch to take a pounding from the most well endowed stud who’s probably fucking your wife right now.
When it comes to male sex toys, Fleshlight has got nothing on this cock hole, and at under $20 bucks, you can buy your own fucking flashlight to hide it in and tons of extra batteries so you can see the mess you have to clean up after, too.
This toy is so simple and sooooo effective for teasing the fuck out of anyone with a dick. It’s just a plain, tight tube with ribbing inside it.. but those ribs are defined enough to make you feel every one of them as they slide over your shaft and cock head. It’s like packing twenty, tightly gripping strokes into each jerk.
I use it all the time for edging, because it can seriously bring a guy from zero to near orgasm in just seconds. Even my most stoic and hard to impress stud goes weak in the knees for this toy.
It’s another toy made of phthalate free Thermo Plastic Elastomer so it’s soft and stretchy but again, should only be cleaned with antibacterial soap or a sex toy cleaner.
4. G-Force by Tantus
A milked prostate is a healthy prostate, and while I’m a rather handy milk maid that way, it’s not always easy for men to manage it on their own. Soooo.. back to my favorite sex toy manufacturer with the G-Force by Tantus. After all, what would a talk about male sex toys be without a mention of prostate massagers?
The G-Force is made of the medical grade silicone I’m so happy with and has about the same firmness and pliability at the Ryder. I say “about the same”because while they’re made of the same material, the length and width of the G-Force seems to allow for a little more give along the shaft, which is to be expected.
The angle and the handle make for convenient self-milking and allows my slutty little fuck-subs to fuck themselves from a more relaxed position.
It’s 10″ long and about 1.4” wide at the bulb and handle. A nice, good size for massaging without stretching too far.
For cleaning, boil, bleach, or throw it in the dishwasher.. though, you might want to check with whoever unloads the dishes, first.
5. Miracle Massager Accessory- For Him by California Exotics
Last but not least, we have.. well, half of a sex toy, really. The Miracle Massager-For Him is more of an attachment than the sex toy itself.
The Massager Accessory is a textured sleeve attached to a cup that fits on the bulb head of a Hitachi Magic Wand.
The first reason I like it is because it gives men a taste of what women enjoy when they play with what is arguably the best fucking sex toy ever invented in the history of sex… EVER! Did I say arguably? Scratch that.. anyone who would argue is demented.
This Miracle Massager Accessory turns this blessing from the gods of electric into a make sex toy that slides over the cock and gives it a good, strong, buzzzzzzzzz!
The second reason I love this toy is because, let’s face it, I’m a Sissy Mistress and there’s not alot that’s girlier than getting off with a magic Wand.
The slight drawback that put this lovely little thing is that it’s a bit of an investment, between the wand and the attachment.. and then, it may be too powerful a vibration for some people, in which case, you could invest in a speed controller. But after all that, you may find the sleeve is a little wide for your cock if you’re below average, or even average width. It’s just a little too much of a gamble if you’re not already sure you’ll like it.
But.. if you have access to a wand, or if you already know you love vibrator play, this fucker is for you.. and it most certainly is for me.
Oh.. and this is a TPR toy.
Where to find these male sex toys of which I speak?
While I believe all of these male sex toys are available on Amazon, you’ll notice I’ve also included links to the actual manufacturers. While some of the companies have shops on Amazon, I believe it’s always a case of buyer beware when it comes to things you’re putting in your body. If you don’t want to buy directly form the manufacturer because you found the product cheaper elsewhere, that’s fair enough, but you might want to check if the place you’re looking at is an authorized seller so that you don’t end up with a cheap knock-off of a good quality product. ..after all, that’s my ass you’re fucking. Don’t fuck it up.