Sissy Mistress Thanksgiving

Sissy Mistress ThanksgivingA disclaimer about today’s post:

Today’s post isn’t the usual fare of kink-specific musings, so if you’re particularly focused on that, you can head over to a sissy  mistress story for entertainment.  I won’t hold it against you.

Now, a Sissy Mistress Gives Thanks

Ok bois, I have a confession to make, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday.  Not because of the food, or the day off, or because it’s the start of the shopping season and I fucking *love* to shop.  No  Those are all good reasons to appreciate the day.  But the real reason I like the holiday, is because it celebrates the good things we have in our lives.

I know, I know. It isn’t very greedy or cutthroat of me to say so, but it’s true.   While I’m mostly agnostic, I can’t help but think it’s a sin let our blessings go unappreciated.

Some of you will have heard me say “it’s always good to be me.”  It’s what I answer whenever I’m asked how I am.  It sounds like an arrogant thing to say,  but I say it to express gratitude.  I feel exceptionally blessed to have all that I do.  So with that in mind, I thought I’d take a break from my usual kinks and share some things I’m thankful for.

In no particular order, here they are.

1)   I’m thankful for good friends and other sex workers.  I love the people who laugh with me  and he ones who understand the trade-offs we sometimes make to be in this business we love.

2)    I’m thankful to do what I emjoy and be paid well for it.  

3)     And let’s not forget Feeldoe double ended dildos.  I looove feeldoes.. also, pegging porn that has feeldoes in it.

4)     I’m humbled by the tens of thousands who follow me on social media. And I’m sorry I’m not more consistant about posting.

5)   Most importantly, I’m grateful to have a partner who accepts and encourages a  lifestyle that would send most lovers running. It’s not always easy to be in love with a phone sex Domme and I’m so glad he is.

Sissy ToDo List: 55 Ways to Go Fuck Yourself

Ok Sissy, you clearly can’t get enough of that deep down, depraved sissy fucking.

sissy fuck it list You want it any way you can get it.  Lucky for you, there are so many ways to get your sissy needs, and your sissy holes, filled.

Here’s a starter list of ways to go fuck yourself.   It also works well as a list of things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.

  You’re welcome, Sissy.


Sissy Fuckit List

  1. Shove a finger up your ringer
  2. Stuff it in a pocket pussy
  3. Pop a pen in your pooper
  4. With a hair brush handle up your hairy hole
  5. Boogie with a banana up your butt
  6. Back up to a butt plug
  7. Get it on with a glue stick
  8. Make out with a medicine bottle
  9. Zip a zucchini up that ass
  10. Lube up a lipstick tube
  11. Pump your dick between the pillows
  12. Corn-hole with a candy cane
  13. Spoon with a spoon handle
  14. Dildo your dung hole
  15. Cut a love tunnel into a honeydew
  16. Fist your dick
  17. Sit on a soda Bottle
  18. Cuddle with a carrot
  19. Flush out that cum with a toilet brush handle
  20. Cuddle with a candle
  21. Get baseball bat in your dugout
  22. Go dogging with some doggie toys
  23. Pop a popsicle in your pooper
  24. Make it with a marker
  25. Frig a flashlight
  26. Pound on a hammer handle
  27. Get it on with a condom filled with gelatin
  28. Shuck a shaver handle
  29. Cum with a cucumber
  30. Buddy up to a broom handle
  31. Stick it to a lubed up rubber glove
  32. Hum with a vibrator
  33. Cum on a condom filled with water and frozen
  34. Travel with a mini shampoo bottle
  35. Roll up with a roll of coins
  36. Cozy up to the couch cushions
  37. Ketchup with a condiment bottle
  38. Be all about the anal beads
  39. Perfume your ass with a cologne bottle
  40. Tug it with a Tenga
  41. Lay a PVC pipe
  42. Love a lint roller
  43. Fuck a Fleshlight
  44. Take a toothbrush handle
  45. Sit on a Summer squash
  46. Catch an orgasm with a fishing rod handle
  47. Cornhole yourself with a Corn cob
  48. Do a douche nozzle
  49. Screw a screwdriver handle
  50. Wave on a Magician’s Wand
  51. Sink a model submarine
  52. Slip the soap up there.
  53. Inflatable dong
  54. Beat off with a bratwurst
  55. Cum on a cock!


If you need more ideas, you could always check me out on Niteflirt.

Now go, be fruitful, ya fruity sissy fuck.  And have a happy Thanksgiving.