A disclaimer about today’s post:
Today’s post isn’t the usual fare of kink-specific musings, so if you’re particularly focused on that, you can head over to a sissy mistress story for entertainment. I won’t hold it against you.
Now, a Sissy Mistress Gives Thanks
Ok bois, I have a confession to make, Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. Not because of the food, or the day off, or because it’s the start of the shopping season and I fucking *love* to shop. No Those are all good reasons to appreciate the day. But the real reason I like the holiday, is because it celebrates the good things we have in our lives.
I know, I know. It isn’t very greedy or cutthroat of me to say so, but it’s true. While I’m mostly agnostic, I can’t help but think it’s a sin let our blessings go unappreciated.
Some of you will have heard me say “it’s always good to be me.” It’s what I answer whenever I’m asked how I am. It sounds like an arrogant thing to say, but I say it to express gratitude. I feel exceptionally blessed to have all that I do. So with that in mind, I thought I’d take a break from my usual kinks and share some things I’m thankful for.
In no particular order, here they are.
1) I’m thankful for good friends and other sex workers. I love the people who laugh with me and he ones who understand the trade-offs we sometimes make to be in this business we love.
2) I’m thankful to do what I emjoy and be paid well for it.
3) And let’s not forget Feeldoe double ended dildos. I looove feeldoes.. also, pegging porn that has feeldoes in it.
4) I’m humbled by the tens of thousands who follow me on social media. And I’m sorry I’m not more consistant about posting.
5) Most importantly, I’m grateful to have a partner who accepts and encourages a lifestyle that would send most lovers running. It’s not always easy to be in love with a phone sex Domme and I’m so glad he is.
Ok Sissy, you clearly can’t get enough of that deep down, depraved sissy fucking.
You want it any way you can get it. Lucky for you, there are so many ways to get your sissy needs, and your sissy holes, filled.
Here’s a starter list of ways to go fuck yourself. It also works well as a list of things to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
You’re welcome, Sissy.
Sissy Fuckit List
- Shove a finger up your ringer
- Stuff it in a pocket pussy
- Pop a pen in your pooper
- With a hair brush handle up your hairy hole
- Boogie with a banana up your butt
- Back up to a butt plug
- Get it on with a glue stick
- Make out with a medicine bottle
- Zip a zucchini up that ass
- Lube up a lipstick tube
- Pump your dick between the pillows
- Corn-hole with a candy cane
- Spoon with a spoon handle
- Dildo your dung hole
- Cut a love tunnel into a honeydew
- Fist your dick
- Sit on a soda Bottle
- Cuddle with a carrot
- Flush out that cum with a toilet brush handle
- Cuddle with a candle
- Get baseball bat in your dugout
- Go dogging with some doggie toys
- Pop a popsicle in your pooper
- Make it with a marker
- Frig a flashlight
- Pound on a hammer handle
- Get it on with a condom filled with gelatin
- Shuck a shaver handle
- Cum with a cucumber
- Buddy up to a broom handle
- Stick it to a lubed up rubber glove
- Hum with a vibrator
- Cum on a condom filled with water and frozen
- Travel with a mini shampoo bottle
- Roll up with a roll of coins
- Cozy up to the couch cushions
- Ketchup with a condiment bottle
- Be all about the anal beads
- Perfume your ass with a cologne bottle
- Tug it with a Tenga
- Lay a PVC pipe
- Love a lint roller
- Fuck a Fleshlight
- Take a toothbrush handle
- Sit on a Summer squash
- Catch an orgasm with a fishing rod handle
- Cornhole yourself with a Corn cob
- Do a douche nozzle
- Screw a screwdriver handle
- Wave on a Magician’s Wand
- Sink a model submarine
- Slip the soap up there.
- Inflatable dong
- Beat off with a bratwurst
- Cum on a cock!
If you need more ideas, you could always check me out on Niteflirt.
Now go, be fruitful, ya fruity sissy fuck. And have a happy Thanksgiving.