Oh, the Femdom Fun You’ve Been Missing.

An update form your Femdom Goddess.. and treats!

femdom adventIn the past month, I’ve released a kinky femdom advent calander. It’s a re-release of something I did last year and I let my dedicated members at NiteFlirt have it for a crazy low price of only $50. It’s 24 days’ worth of mp3s, pictures, assignments, and assorted treats and, though the holidays have passed, it’s not too late to get in on this amazing femdom deal.


femdom chanukah

 

Also for the femdom holidays, I released a Chanukah Femdom Hypno-fetish mp3. It’s a kinky, freaky, femdom way to celebrate the miracle of the oil. The next miracle will be how little oil it takes to fuck that juiced up man-cunt of yours with my strap-on.


Finally, there’s a new Femdom-alicious podcast for you, where I get to tell a Dirty boy if he’s gay or not. (Spoiler alert” The answer leaves him with a cock in his mouth.)

[podcast]http://www.shayniac.com/podcast6.mp3[/podcast]

 

As you can see, there’s been afuck-ton of femdom fabulousness going on.

I’ve hardly had time to post.

Well, I have time now, so I’ll throw a little extra in to clue some of you in to how you, too, can be one of the first in line to get my latests mp3s

For those of you who were unaware, when my new MP3s come out for sale,. The quickest way to find out is to be in my niteflirt phone sex customer list. If you’re not a niteflirt member, you should be. It’s free to join, and new members get their first three minutes free to the flirt of their choice.

I highly recommend Nite Flirt Phone sex for its reliable billing, its clear calls, and its stellar customer service. I’ve never had a complaint and I know thousands of callers. 😉

Members who are on my mailing list get to hear about my new releases as soon as I have them out, including some that have never yet made it to the site here. You can get on my member list by going to my listings at http://www.niteflirt.com/MistressShayna and clicking any of my buttons. You won’t ever be billed just for clicking, you’d have to click a confirmation for that, but once you’ve perused my offerings, you’re in my contacts list. If you choose *not* to receive email with new offers from me or any other flirt, you can just use the handy-dandy little “block” link at the tome of each email and in your own contacts list. Easy peasy.

I can tell you all this because I’m confident you would never choose to block me, now would you, my femdom Poppet?

Look for me to post my femdom, sissy, and hypno-fetish mp3s on Friday nights or, if I’m running late, Saturdays. Isn’t it kind of me to consider when you get your paychecks?

Alright my little femdom freaks, that’s all for tonight. Go.. scoot.. get your sissy asses out of here before I show you what a real femdom bitch does to chase the little subbies away.

A Femdom Sissy Threesome mp3

I have a little femdom bedtime story for you today, Sissy.

But instead of “once upon a time,” this fairies tale begins with “so I was at this tranny spot with my lover.”

In truth, I spent so much time last night fucking my lover and our new friend that I diodn’t really leave myself time to write up a script for a new hypno-fetish mp3, so I just decided to clue you little fucks in on the kind of life you’re missing while you pretend to be good, vanilla boys during your work day, only to get your sissy freak on behind locked doors, with your phone in one hand and your clitty-cocks in the other.

Go on sissy.. click.. buy.. and listen to what life is like for those who live their sissy fantasies and femdom dreams.  You weren’t even there and it’ll make you squirt that sissy cock of yours,  Can you just imagine what it must be like for the men I play with?

There is no substitute for a loving relationship between a Femdom Mistress and a sissy.

but I understand that not everyone is fortunate enough to have Mistress of their very own.  Isn’t it lucky for you, then, that I’m available to feminize you by phone?  You’re sissification is never far away.  Just call, or visit my Sissy Femdom Phone Sex listing on niteflirt.

Do it Yourself Religious Domination and Racial Humiliation, from Lowes.. for All-American Muslim.

[podcast]http://www.shayniac.com/podcast%205.mp3[/podcast] Lowes dishes out some Religious Domination and Racial to All-American Muslim.

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And here I thought I was the big bitch of religious Domination and Racial Humiliation.  It looks like I’ve got nothing on Lowes Home Improvement.

 

The issue of corporate religious domination began when an upstart little homophobe at the Florida Family something or other.. (oh, I know who they are, I just won’t give them the glory of mentioning their name) took a break from trying to stifle anything with a hint of gay in it to go after Muslims once again.  This time, the fearful leader of this civil liberties hating group called for corporate sponsors of the show All-American Muslim to withdraw their advertising dollars.  They’ve been proudly proclaiming that sixty five corporate sponsors have pulled their advertising due to their campaigning.

 

Now, normally, this  fuckwit is to be taken with a grain of salt.  He wants to be a religious domination playa, and he’s not above claiming victory where there is none.  For example, when General Mills was asked to pull their advertising from the show Pretty Little Liars for its sympathetic portrayal of lesbian character, General Mills said quite simply that they didn’t advertise on that show.  It just didn’t fit their demographic and they had never considered it for their advertising dollars.  The group proudly proclaimed “General Mills Says No To Pretty Little Liars Content.”

 

You get the idea. The guy running the group and its website is just not someone you want to take at face value.

 

To their credit, these guys make me look like a rank fucking amateur at religious domination.. and for the right price, I’m damned fucking good at it.  I’m a fucking religious domination queen.  But he beats me hands down with his fervor, his devotion, and his dedication.  Yes pets, it’s true.  when it comes to religious domination, I’m all about the fetish and fantasy and utterly lacking in the hate.

 

Enter Lowes and it’s display of bigotry and religious domination against All-American Muslim people.

 

While the religious domination fervor of  the fundamental extremist group, Forgettable Family something or other, is perfectly understandable.. they are, quite simply, motivated by fear and hate, the folks at Lowes become even more loathsome still.  Why?  Because they try to play both sides of the fence, proclaiming themselves to be supportive and embracing diversity, while pulling their advertising and joining in with the religious domination attempts at the first sign of a few angry letters sent by religious extremists.

 

No reasonable person could have credited the zealots with knowing, much less telling the truth about why Lowes was no longer advertising on All-American Muslim, but Lowes stepped up to the plate and admitted they’d done it.  As they did, they tried to explain away this blatant racism on their facebook page by saying “ Individuals and groups have strong political and societal views on this topic, and this program became a lighting rod for many of those views. As a result we did pull our advertising on this program. We believe it is best to respectfully defer to communities, individuals and groups to discuss and consider such issues of importance.”

 

That’s right.. Lowes has taken a brave and enlightened stand to state that racial humiliation, bigotry, and religious domination are a lightning rod for strong political and societal views… and they needed a fucking opinion poll to tell them on which side of the debate they should fall.  Well done, fucktards.  Pity you stopped listening after the first rush of morons clicked “send” again and again to flood you with an automated email telling you what to think.

 

Look on the bright side, since you’re so quick to embrace religious domination, I made this week’s femdom podcast just for you.  After all, clearly, you’re easy marks.  Thank you Lowes, and thank you All-American Muslim for giving me the material for this week’s *fantasy* religious domination.

 

Yeah.. fantasy.. as in.. this shit isn’t acceptable in real life.  What they fuck is the world coming to when you have a Mistress who dishes out religious domination for a living is telling someone else how fucking immoral they are?  Shit.. learn the difference, when I do it, it’s fucking funny, erotic, and profitable.  When you do it, it’s obscene, unattractive, and gets your ass boycotted.  Just fucking stick to home improvement and leave the religious domination to the professionals.

Enjoy your religious domination podcast, assholes.  And do us all a favor, huh?  Next time you feel like indulging in something like religious domination, give me a call, it’ll cost you less.

[podcast]http://www.shayniac.com/podcast%205.mp3[/podcast]

Yule Log: A Sissy Servant Hypno-fetish MP3

hypno-fetishHypno-fetish Festivities

The holiday is drawing near, as so many of you delicious little hypno-fetish  freaks are aware,  after buying my kinky advent calendar.  In yet another celebration of the season, I have a yule themed hypno-fetish mp3 for all you sissy servants and knob polishers.   Today’s little treat will have you feeling warm and cozy in no time.. and of course, hot and bothered a few moments after that.
Enjoy the mp3, my kinky little elves.

 

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And to keep you busy for the rest of the month, don’t forget to buy your Femdom Advent Calendar.

It’s not a strictly hypno-fetish offering, but it’s pretty delicious.  And after all, you guys don’t need to always be mind controlled, tricked, and seduced into being my little minions, do you?  Nooooo.. I thought not.

Of course, if you do, there’s always my hypno-fetish phone sex line over at niteflirt.com.  I’d be more than happy to manipulate your mind and rape your wallet over there.

In other Femdom hypno-fetish news..

I am out of physical therapy now.  Thank you for all the well wishes I’ve had while I’ve been busy and away.  You’ve been a very patient bunch of slaves.  I’m slowly but surely increasing the hours I’m available for my lower rate of $1.99 per minute.  These days, your best bet is to catch me during the weekdays so far.  I’m gradually increasing the nights I set aside for you guys as well.

In the mean time, if you *really* want to speak with me, I’ll be happy to pause what I’m doing to take your call for the exorbitant sum of $11.99 per minute.  Or, as I like to think of it, over $700, per hour.

Last but not nearly least, little hypno-fetish pets..

If you haven’t been listening to my Femdom Podcasts, you’ve been missing out.  It’s not too late to have a listen to the old ones, and sign up to receive the new ones right up there in your in-box.

Click to Hear Anout Upcoming Femdom Podcasts and Hypno-fetish offerings.