Decorating With Human Furniture

It’s dead handy when your chair, foot rest, and side table can all move themselves into another corner of the room where the light is better for reading in the afternoon. I love human furniture.

I was thinking of doing the living room in a middle-aged male motiff. The doughy centers are more pleasant to relax against than their younger counterparts’ abs of steely discomfort, even with a cushion on them for padding.

My friend isn’t really convinced about the whole objectification thing as a fetish. He wonders what kind of person gets off on being used as an object. I’ll have to let him fuck me, using one of my pets as a bench so he can see for himself.

Mmmmmm… I love having a human sex-bench.

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