It’s dead handy when your chair, foot rest, and side table can all move themselves into another corner of the room where the light is better for reading in the afternoon. I love human furniture.
I was thinking of doing the living room in a middle-aged male motiff. The doughy centers are more pleasant to relax against than their younger counterparts’ abs of steely discomfort, even with a cushion on them for padding.
My friend isn’t really convinced about the whole objectification thing as a fetish. He wonders what kind of person gets off on being used as an object. I’ll have to let him fuck me, using one of my pets as a bench so he can see for himself.
Mmmmmm… I love having a human sex-bench.
You need a Mistress like Shayna, but you can’t have her. Of course, you can beg for scraps of her attention and call her Femdom Phone Sex line.