Yup, that’s right. There are little sissy birds and reptiles running around on this planet all dressed up to look like their female counterparts.
Just like the panty-clad human sissies I train, these animal pansies are usually heterosexual and really, really dig the chicks. So why, you ask, would they have developed feminine traits as opposed to the big, colorful plumage that drives all the birdy girls wild?
Well, it’s simple. Again, much like my ass licking panty-waists, they’re just not big and butch enough to score some pussy by the normal means. So in an attempt to be sneaky, they either develop female traits or keep their juvenile colorings, which are similar to the females’. With their gender disguised, the effeminate males are able to get closer to the girly birds who would have otherwise shunned them.
What’s more, the naturally dominant males will ignore the sissy birds as being no threat. Of course, the masculine bird will also think the effeminate bird is a female and try to breed him.
All that sounds like it would be birdy heaven to you, doesn’t it, Bitch?
Have you learned anything from all this?
I should hope not. While you may well be a natural-born sissy, I’m not a fucking bird, and if you try to get that clitty cock next to me I’ll have it sucked off by a newly trained sissy bitch with an overbite and a vicious retainer.
Now, if you want to learn more about human sissification, we’re on. You can get those lessons from my Niteflirt Listing. I’ll see you there.
Sometimes, not often, but just every once in a while, I have clients who want to know who I am as a person when I”m not being their Mistress. Anyone who’s checked out my site or followed my social media will realize that I tend to be private about personal things, choosing to focus solely on the sissification fetish that brings us all together.
That said, I understand the urge to sometimes see a Mistress as a real person, instead of the two dimensional character we may seem when we’re only talking about pegging boys and taking their money. So I decided to throw together a few random facts that even my best, most intimate clients don’t know about me.
My friendship can be bought with nice, creamy, salted caramels and my loyalty to a person is directly proportionate to how many cups of coffees they’ve supplied me with.
I’m liberal and agnostic, but have little patience for people who bash republicans and religion. Blanket statements are ignorant no matter what side of the aisle you’re slinging them from. I will, however, support anyone who points out that emperor Trump’s new clothes look a lot like Klan robes. Republicans at large may be decent people, but that fucker is just a racist.
Before I was a Mistress, I was a make-up artist. It was while practicing on my boyfriends that I learned how erotic is can be to put lipstick on a man.. Though it might have also been because I straddled a their laps while I put it on them.
I used to have a thick, New York accent. I worked hard to beat it back, but every once in a while it will slip out in certain words or phrases.
My favorite book is The Little Prince. I see a lot of power exchange relationships in that story. The rose is a Princess Domme, of course. The fox is a great example of a submissive who is clear about his needs and desires, though he could be accused of topping from the bottom. The Little Prince is a switch, and the king is a total Insta-Dom.
I consider myself to be straight, though I’ve slept with women and enjoyed it. I’ve also fucked my vibrator though, and I don’t have romantic feelings toward it, either.
I like blowing glass. That’s not a euphemism for anything. A glass artist I know lets people use his studio for a fee and I make glass ornaments there. I may or may not have been influenced to pursue the hobby because the furnace we use to work the glass with is called a glory hole.
As much as I’m obsessed with make-up, I rarely wear it. When I’m not busy telling you perverts dirty little stories, I’m a writer who sits in her office for most of the day and sees no one. I save myself time and spare my pores by leaving the make-up for parties and dates.
I’m messy. At this moment, I have folded clothes on my dresser that haven’t been put away in the past week. I have another load of clothes waiting in a basket to be folded (and now, ironed) and I also have dirty clothes that are spilling over the edge of a hamper.. When the stores open, I’m going to shop for clean, unwrinkled clothes.
I’ve had crushes on fictional characters. No matter what you do or who you are, you will never live up to the Scarlett Pimpernel in my heart. ….mmmmm.. the Scarlett Pimpernel. He looks and acts like a sissy, but under all the wigs and make-up, you know he’d fuck a girl like an animal and make her know he’s a man. ..kind of the exact opposite of most of my readers, huh? 😉
There you have it. 10 random things you’d never have known or guessed about me, but somehow care about anyway.
And bless ’em, those little bitches worked their little faggot asses raw for me. But the job sometimes takes keeps me away from my website. But I’m nothing if not good at making someone else’s fetish work for me. And even more luckily, sissy secretary is a really common fantasy.
Th Sissy Secretary Solution.
I’ve been turning a daytime executive into my night time secretary. This executive sissy happily shrugs out of his suit and tie to don a dress and nylons and take dictation. She types up letters, does light bookkeeping, and gets bent over the desk to take my fat strap-on.
I had other bitches in my sissy pimp stable and the were some jealous bitches. They wanted to be the one who got to stay in and take my strap-on instead of trolling the glory holes looking for “dates.”
Little do they know, she’s the one getting stiffed.. no pun intended. There’s nothing my slutty secretary liked better than being a filthy little fuck puppet who gets to earn a living swallowing loads of jizz. She watched with envy as the others traced slut-red lipstick on their mouths. She knew the color would soon be smeared on a cock. It’s all she could do not to whimper when she had to wear neutral make-up and a demure skirt. She much preferred the cheek-baring hootchi skirts the sluts wear. The kind that showed their panties-free ass, wet with load after load of cum leaking from their boy-pussies.
Talk about the grass always being greener on the other side.
The good news for you is that my sissy-secretary inspired an MP3 called The Sexretary: A Gender Bending Role Reversal MP3 and of course you can buy the sissifying mp3 anytime.
Oh well, I’m back on track for the moment. If you miss me here, check out my other Femdom blog at www.shayniac.com. It’s chock full o’ sissy goodness.
Faggot is a favorite insult for many of my callers. The word goes a long way toward making them feel delightfully dirty as they stroke. And while it’s not a word I would ever use outside of a kink scene, I keep it in reserve to spice things up when a pet seems to need a little push over the edge. On a rare occasion, someone will tell me they don’t wish to be called names and, of course, that’s always respected. For the most part, they eat it up like candy.
I’ve only once ever had a negative response to it.
Allow me to set the scene:
She’s in her little pink nightie again and she’s got the big fucking dildo in her boi-cunt. And I do mean the BIG one. I’ve seen pictures of her toys. The biggest could intimidate Mr. Ed.
So this bitch is repeating again and again, in that raspy breath “I’m a sissy, and I’m going to cum in my panties. I’m just a girl and I’m rubbing my little pussy in my sissy pink panties. I’m a girl and I need to be fucked in my pink panties. I’m gonna take a big cock in my pink panties.” She’s called before. It’s always the same pink nightie and increasingly larger dildoes stretching her hole.
Of course, this sets me off on my usual path. I usually play the sissy-pimp. I prepare them to be used by real men. Sometimes I get to it sooner. Sometimes I tease it out. But I always get to it eventually. It’s kind of my thing. And it’s definitely the way I market myself, so I always expect they know the deal when they call me.
So I tell the little cock lover that I know a man with a warm, fat cock. I tell her I want to see him fill her face and boy-pussy full of cum.
Suddenly, this person whom I’ve only ever heard speak in the most sissified simpering, drops character and says in a deep, gruff, manly voice “Hey.. I’m no faggot!” Suddenly, this person whom I’ve only ever heard speak in the most sissified simpering, drops character and says in a deep, gruff, manly voice “Hey.. I’m no faggot!”
My apologies, faggot!
Sorry, I misunderstood. Clearly, I misread all those orgasms over toy cocks. I misinterpreted all the times you said how much you love your toy cock. I was misled by how you said you love having a pussy to fuck.
And now that the apology is out of the way… shut the fuck up and swallow his cock like I told you.
Sissies don’t need a special occasion to get gifts (or get gifts for themselves) but they could sometimes use a shopping guide.
Here are some shopping tips for where to go and what you can get for that special sissy in your life, even if that sissy is you.
I have to admit, when choosing what types of gifts to talk about first, it was a hard choice between panties and anal toys. I gave up trying to decide which was more popular with my pest and went with alphabetical order.
Anal toys are just some of the ways a sissy can separate herself from your everyday, run of the mill crossdresser. While both enjoy their feminine side, sissification takes it a step further, a step sexier, and a step more submissive. So of course, that all adds up to being a bottom.
And now that we have that established, here are some toys for a bottom’s bottom. Whenever possible, insertable sex toys should be made of 100% silicone (medical grade is best.) Silicone is easy to clean and can be boiled to sterilize it. Use water-based lube with silicone toys and if you’re going to share them with a partner, cover them with condoms. Silicone also makes for a nice texture that’s not too hard but is still rigid enough to fuck.
All of the toys I list below are in my personal collection. I’m not a representative of the company and I make no money off of recommending them.
Tantus Perfect Plug A small plug, great for beginners. It’s no thicker than a finger and the silicone makes it comfortable for extended insertion.
Tantus Ryder A larger plug that can take some working up to, but is comfortable enough to sleep with once it’s in. A good intermediate size toy.
Pipedream Anal Fantasy Thruster Once you can take the Ryder, you can take the Thruster.. and oh.. my.. god! The thruster is an amazing toy that does just what it says. Once it’s in, just turn it on and let that boi-cunt enjoy the sensation of getting a steady fucking.. albeit with just a few inches of thrust. Still, I understand it does amazing things to the prostate and from how quickly it works to make my pets cum, I’m sure it does.
Of course, it goes without saying that sissies love panties. Sadly, the panties don’t always love them back. The gussets are too narrow to contain balls. The waistbands are too low to contain a semi.
Fortunately, there are companies who cater to molls with balls and sell pretty, flattering, girly panties with enough room for even a swollen sissy-clit.
It’s a little misleading to call some of these strap-ons since my favorites are called “strapless strap-ons” but the point is the same. Sissies love ’em.
Feeldoe Once again, I’m going to rave about a Tantus product. A silicone toy, the Feeldoe comes in different sizes and you can get them with or without vibrators in them. The feeldoe is the original strapless strap-on and my personal favorite.
Vixen Creations Nexus is another strapless strap-on. Also silicone, it’s good for those who want more insertable inches for the female player.
Male Chastity Devices
Chastity and sissies go together like peanut butter and jelly. It’s a nice little reminder for a sissy that her clitty-cock is a useless little distraction and that she focus on her duties. They serve as a reminder that she’s an owned pet. Best of all, they’re the best way to ensure that an orgasm is actually “hands free.”
cb-300 The CB-X series of male chastity devices are by far the most popular, and with good reason. They’re expandable, shrinkable, lockable, vented, and they come in a variety of pretty colors and patterns. In addition to the standard cb-300, they’re the shorter cb-600, and the Curve for uncircumcised penises. They’re perfect for extended wear.
Sissy Chastity Belt Sometimes, a gurl just wants something more traditional and girly. While the Sissy Chastity Belt isn’t good for extended wear, it’s great for being able to look down and see a perfectly girly shape under those sissy panties.
Cock Cage with Plug Of course, what’s kinky time for if it doesn’t include a little penetration? A cock cage with a plug allows a sweet nancyboy the chance to enjoy some comforting anal usage as she’s locked safely away in her steel cage.
Last but not least, we come to collars. A collar is as personal as a wedding ring and can represent the same commitment between it’s giver and wearer.
I won’t recommend what kind of collar is right for any particular sissy, but I will recommend some of my favorite sites to shop for collars. From the simply symbolic, like an ordinary necklace with a lock charm, to an “eternity collar” that is screwed together around a slaves neck and requires a special tool to remove, to anything in between. It’s easy to find any manner of collar to represent any manner of relationship.
They come in all colors and can be found to reflect your personal interests. Puppy boys can find them with paw prints and dog bone details. Sissies can find bows and sparkles. There are even collars that are made to reflect your favorite fandoms, like comic book or Disney characters.